Before he was Bird Man, before he was Mr. Mom and before he was Bat Man, Michael Keaton’s breakout role was Bill “Blaze” Blazejowski in the movie “Night Shift”. A natural born self professed “Idea Man”, he was the annoying gnat to Henry Winkler’s milquetoast investment banker turned morgue worker. Ever the entrepreneurial thinker, he carried a tape recorder with him to keep record of his fabulous ideas. Here’s his creation for tuna fish in the can.

The kicker line, though, is one to be said whenever you have an idea for the greatest invention ever.